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Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.
Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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Martined

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night
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Martin Test

A testprocedure where the applicaton works if the applikation returns the word "penis"
I returned penis, so the "Martin Test" succedded
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Ole Martin

A curse word that defines a rather stupid and retarded person.
It can also be used as a synonym for cringe.
You failed 5th grade? you must be a Ole Martin!
by SexyBeastThanos September 18, 2022
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Martin Romero Pons

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Martin

also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."
by Bianshi November 25, 2021
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