Sauciest of saucy dudes. Will crack any card that comes his way. Blake Martin is widely known for being the most lowkey as well
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
Get the Blake Martin mug.Martin County is a county located in the Treasure Coast region of the state of Florida, in the United States. As of the 2010 census, the population was 146,318. Its county seat is Stuart. Martin County is in the Port St. Lucie, FL Metropolitan Statistical Area.
by glossydd February 5, 2020
Get the Martin county mug.From behind, his back is so big, he looks like a square. He seems like your basic weird bleached hair freak. He tries to be cool and does renegade but looks like a freak, because of his strange shape. He's mean, too. All he says is 'Shut up' and other stuff. He's mean to EVERYONE. NO ONE LIKES SQUARE-MEN
by Mr. Fishie April 22, 2020
Get the Martin mug.A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.
My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin
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Get the Martin mug.Tall loving kind lady/girl who never says no to somethink good has green or Brown eyes has a lot of friends cousin name jack or shrek
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He has a small willy and never gets a shag.
He has a small willy and never gets a shag.
by Anonbeef1298 May 10, 2020
Get the Conner Martin mug.MARTIN definitely has a huge taint. His No Man's Land has been traveled far and wide. If you know a Martin, respect his taint. Like to beat on things.
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