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Lemon

A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.
You are a fucking lemon”
“Mate the lemon fucking head of you”
“Size of your lemon head
by James.E.123456789 May 16, 2019
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Lemon

A mix between a grapefruit and a raisen flavored octogon
by ALEMONLOVINGMAN June 11, 2019
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Lemon

Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...
stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!
by real proffeser June 14, 2019
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Lemon Chicken

Tell Raina at the Camp Keowa trading post that Lemon Chicken is horrible
by NutBuster8000 July 29, 2019
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Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose
I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex
by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019
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Lemon Jizzle

When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.
I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!
by ougwdv September 12, 2019
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lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.
I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019
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