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Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018
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Arse knob

Your a arse knob of if your door knob is covered in shit
by anonymous November 17, 2021
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Cheddary cheesey knob

Martin daly grouse has the most cheddary cheesey knob in the entire universe
Wash your dirty cheddary cheesey knob Martin
by Martins mate April 2, 2023
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oily-knob

founded by sailors in the late 20th century, the grease used to cook the food also became the grease that cooked cocks, therefore revolutionising the speed for cooks around the world to plan a quick gay gangbang
rich has grease all down his shirt from sucking an oily-knob
by APR May 8, 2003
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Knob Nazi

Somebody who rejects circumsised dicks.
Willy: My dick is cut.

Brandon: You're such a knob nazi.
by Gayboi10 April 14, 2021
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Knob

An event that is better than the others occurring at the same time. If something is THE knob it is the ultimate event, unable to be matched by any event at any time.
Joe’s party is going to be a knob! Everyone will be there! It won’t be as good as Emily’s party though. That party was the knob.
by N0W Y0U KN0W November 22, 2018
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Door Knob

Female anatomy (vagina) that lets 99% of the male species get their turn. . . Most female door knobs can only survive off of Dust Off.
"hey bro, have you had your turn? I know of this door knob where you can get your turn all the time!"
by Ran Through It May 16, 2015
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