Knob shandy

A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).

Stop acting like a knob shandy

by Flipflop83 July 26, 2021

Knob dial

Accidental phone call. British.

U call?

Nah, knob dial.

by Shuaman November 17, 2018

Bareback Knob Tickler

The string that hangs off the IUD (form of contraception) inside the woman's vagina

Man, I was deep inside this chick last night and I could feel the bareback knob tickler stroking on my cock with each pump

by PotatoPunani June 18, 2023

Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020

knob sack

A massive set of bollocks used as an insult in British culture

A massive set of bollocks on you lad

Guy-1 hey did you see what Matt has
Guy-2 no I haven’t what is it
Guy-1 he’s got a massive knob sack

by Haydon 08 August 14, 2023

knob lather

Frothy cum on the tip of an aroused penis

This conversation has caused me a bit of a knob lather.

by Reginald Moist June 19, 2014

hobbit knob

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.

Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.

by CamGuy41 January 01, 2017