New Jersey Napkin

A wife beater which, while at a barbecue, the wearer takes off and proceeds to use as a napkin in order to remove the excess barbecue sauce from his or her face. The wife beater can also be used to clean up other substances, such as whiskey, blood, urine, or raw meat juice.

"Wow, I would really look like a scum bag if I didn't have my New Jersey napkin to wipe all this shit off my face!"

by lesliex88 October 14, 2008

Jersey City Style

With a pipe, usualy meaning that someone was hit with it.

"I beat that sucka Jersey city style"

by The Kyle January 15, 2005

new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006

Jersey Turnpike Shot

(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.

This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.

Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here

Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.

by Shwatwhatwhat December 6, 2022

Jersey Phone Call

the act of giving a guy head while another guy fucks your ear and both guys cum simultaneously

my ear hurts from that jersey phone call I got

by earstuffer January 7, 2011

Jersey Shore Fucked

The feeling you get about a show when you are watching it for the pure fact that you are disgusted by the people on it.

Yeh that last episode of The Circle was jersey shore fucked.

I feel jersey shore fucked after that last installment of TMZ.

by Bendark July 31, 2012

jersey chowder bowl

The daring act of jizzing into ones rectum and preceding to felch it back out.

Weylan: "Bro, you'll never guess what I had for dinner last night"
Stewart: "What!?"
Weylan: " A Jersey Chowder Bowl"

by J0sh W00dward May 25, 2016