Iron Twix

When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.

"Jesus dude that looks painful, what happened?"

"He gave me an Iron Twix and it hurts like hell."

by skevwo February 26, 2021

Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.

Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.

by UltimateDoge September 1, 2022

Iron leg

sudeepa from Sandalwood has been called as Iron leg

Sudeepa iron leg

by Mrkudka January 27, 2021

reduced iron

Iron FROM THE blood of CATTLE often added TO nonkosher food. Commonly known as pig metal.

THAT Bread has reduced iron in it.

by Votegreensavetheplanet October 27, 2021

Waffle iron

Someone who likes hearing themselves talk. These people will waffle on and on about things they know nothing about. See also: gobshite

Did you hear Jimmy talking about the game? What an absolute waffle iron.

by anonymous November 9, 2020

r/ironic

When you say something that is “wrong” or like “don’t do that” but you also do it

Mother: “Stop eating junk food, that’s bad for you.”
Also Mother: Eats junk food like it’s nobodies business. ( r/ironic )

by Vixaai May 31, 2023