glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

by stephanieboat February 17, 2007

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

glass-bottom boat

Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.

by Talking Goat June 20, 2003

James dads boat

This boat is owned by James dad and James is now legible to drive it.

Yo James how’s ya ‘ James dads boat ?
Good bro I just turned 16 I drive it in my aunts pond

by Beige 16166 March 15, 2019

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Your boat is shit

This means your a bundalengers gall
If your boat isn’t shit then ur not all that

‘Yo b your boat is shit ‘

by Hstickytoky September 1, 2021