Bath

Place water on yourself (in a non sexual way tho)

Friend 1 (Miles)

"My friend said they had a bath"
Friend 2 (Moth)

"I don't need to know about their sex life"

Friend 3 (Crimsonoob)
"Huh?"

by Prestigedidiot April 22, 2024

Bath

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.

"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"

"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".

by Scrzabble October 16, 2020

Meat bath

Cleaning the vagina secretions off ones penis after sexual intercourse.

I fucked that bitch so good I had to take a meat bath to clean her cum off of my cock.

by Asystole___ July 26, 2020

Kansas bath

When you get into a bath tub with 4 men from Texas and they pee on you.

“Have you talked to Phoenix recently? She told me she got a Kansas bath last week!”

by Burlykansasbear May 01, 2024

Bounce bath

Using a fabric softener sheet to hide your stench when you don't have time for a shower.

Lindsay does so many Walks of Shame that she must be queen of the Bounce Bath.

by ReillyJ525 June 08, 2010

dogs in the bath

When you're hittin it doggy and try to squeeze your nuts in her ass, but they keep jumping out like dogs in the bath.

You can only put your dogs in the bath if you have BB sized balls.

by Bring amba lamp August 05, 2017

Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 31, 2020