a whole ass

Used casually as a unit of measurement, referring to a person or object

wow she just had a whole ass baby !

by Latinprinxess October 15, 2017

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Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 05, 2007

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A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.

I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.

by gunshow February 12, 2005

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A synonym for diarrhea, especially when it is induced by the overconsumption of alcoholic beverages.

I got spongy on Guinness last night and now I have a bad case of sinner's ass.

by Gliese November 28, 2009

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a female that looks good at work mainly because all of the other females are ugly as hell.

She is "office ass", a ten here at work, but out in public she would just be a 6.

by UUdog September 20, 2007

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a term best used to describe having projectile diarea in your pants

I hears that guy ricky woke up to an ass disaster the other day

by dickballs March 18, 2007

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To move much quicker than the normal pace

General: How far is Delta Company from the crash site?
Soldier: 8 blocks, sir.
General: We need to haul ass!

by Ryan "Homie G" May 30, 2005

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