text calling

when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.

Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).

Frank- (recieving call) Hey.

Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)

Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.

by thetryplethreat December 22, 2010

Toilet Texting

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.

You’re totally toilet texting me!

by im110percentright October 29, 2019

Jamie Texting

Sending multiple text messages in a row... with no shame

Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care

by Jbo780 November 24, 2017

text-raid

During the initial stage of a relationship with a narcissist, they employ (love bombing) to seduce their victims. One manner in which they do this is to Text-Raid them. Text Raiding is the incessant, frequent and constant texts that narcissists send to their partners, in the beginning of a relationship, in order to reel them in and ensnare them in the relationship. Once the target/partner is secured, the love bombing stops as do the text raids.

Jon was so busy attending to the text-raid sent by his new girlfriend, that he did not even look up when his friends entered the bar.

by Narcbuster April 28, 2018

Text trap

A text message that someone only sends so they can call you when you reply, because now they know your phone is in your hand.

I don’t want to reply to her yet, she always text traps me. Why do we need a 5 minute phone call about something I ALREADY ANSWERED IN MY TEXT?!

by 2049 June 25, 2021

Team Texting

When a friend or a group of friends work together as a team to write a text message.

Steven: " I met this girl last night, and I want to text her but I don't know what to say"

John: " It's cool, we can do some team texting and come up with a good message."

by ssy_244 November 29, 2015

Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

by FATASSFUCK December 17, 2014