Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!
Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.
Bill: We get married next week...
Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.
Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 04, 2020
Toxic relationships is when your girlfriend don’t want you to do hot girl shit this summer and protective.
by Toxic relationship Christian May 28, 2021
by druwl October 29, 2021
Bill will find that one person that will love him more than anybody has ever known and will know.They will start something together and he will love her with every bit of energy and soul.This relationship will have a lot of ups and downs but they will travel through time together and solve every problem.
Bill’s relationship-Having a good time with his girl ,makes her feel confident and able to be herself around him.
by Inspectorgadgett July 06, 2020
A constant on and off again relationship
by Power Company July 21, 2024
A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.
That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.
by Sheila V. October 22, 2020
Me and my cousin have an incestuous business relationship. I work for his construction company and he always fucks me over with the pay.
by donniescash February 15, 2021