Homie Handie

A ritual to confirm that two potential homies have become full-fledged homies.

My homie Andy and I became homies at his home yesterday. That's right, Andy gave me a homie handie at his home.

by rstef October 8, 2023

Homie

Definition of a best friend, but also a cover to tell your boyfriend when he asks if you’re having sexual inter course. The typa friend to share benefits with without the headaches & stress that comes with having a good reliable d*ck to fall back on. Homie is what you call your favorite netflix and chill buddy. Homie is the guy you tell your boyfriend not to worry about but lowkey he should but he can’t because he’s your “ homie “.

Homie - He’s just a homie babe, don’t worry about him.

Homie - i’m so glad your just my HOMIE, because these other guys come with so much stress.

Homie - Hey Homie, do you wanna come and watch netflix? and also blow my back out, as a homie ofcourse.

by Gerard LuCoc November 21, 2021

Homies

In Humanist Gender-Neutral English, "homies" is the gender-neutral equivalent of "dudes" or "ya'll" -- in other words, a universal way to address any group comprised of any combination of genders (e.g., all men, all women, coed, etc.).

Note that the first syllable in homies is pronounced like "hom" in hominids vs. the common AAVE way so as not to be appropriative, but it should be understood with either pronunciation.

To a group of men, women, boys, girls, and so on: "What up, homies? How's it going?"

by Insicorpeous July 13, 2023

National Homie Rimjob Day

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!

Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.

by UT99Fan July 9, 2021

Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022

homie sexual

its not gay if its for your homies

Person 1: but thats gay
Person 2: No, timmy. its homie sexual, its okay.

by buttcrackbutter May 13, 2018

homie

girlfriend nah, boyfriend nah, homie yes.

homie is a very epic title

by odsijhdcg March 12, 2021