A HOE TERM: Any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers vagina.
Cousin 1: So, I know you've had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, I mean really, if I didn't know you or witness half of this shit, I'd think someone was making all these tiny infractions. I'd hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.
Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!
THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!
EXAMPLE:
Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.
Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!
Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!
Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!
THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!
EXAMPLE:
Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.
Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!
Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!
by Dark Muse September 21, 2011
by James Rebound January 22, 2017
by OhkillemLove September 26, 2017
For example, david thinks its cool to sneak diss people who help him, therefore he is a hoe brownie.
by Master Fensei August 10, 2017
When you are freestyle rapping and you freestyle really well. You use excellent rythem and words on your freestyle.
by 14abaxhew November 10, 2021
Example 1: “That bitch Amanda done fucked the wrong dude and now she has a hoe certificate.”
Example 2: “Girl they just denied my birth control cause of my hoe certificate!”
Example 2: “Girl they just denied my birth control cause of my hoe certificate!”
by eatmecupcakeswithwhipcream October 29, 2020
R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
by Tru Realist June 11, 2016