Hipster Tilt

Wearing a full brim hat tilted up in the front such that the hairline is exposed.

The concert was good, but there was so much hipster tilt that I couldn’t see the stage.

by Otownhipster October 14, 2019

Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.

Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.

by pianoman682 May 11, 2013

the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.

better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!

by shenanigans12321 February 4, 2013

Hipster-tude

The attitude given by hipsters towards others due to their not being as hip as them. Most often associated with hipster bartenders.

That bartender last night was giving me so much hipster-tude

by Silver style December 11, 2016

Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.

"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.

by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016

devil’s hipster

Someone who hated something before it became popular to hate on it

“Hey have you played Fortnite?”
“That game sucks ass”
“You just hate it because it’s popular”
“I hated it before it became popular”
“Oh, well you must be the devil’s hipster”

by YouYouSmallGirl September 28, 2018

Broken Hipster

Any hipster that is over 40.

The Radiohead show was great, but the crowd was full of broken hipsters.

by Joe Vman September 1, 2012