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hollywood hair

a. straight, straightened, or slightly wavy hair that has not been washed in two or more days, somewhat combed or 'arranged', often stringy, spiky or clumpy, but never matted or harboring debris or aroma. (Not to be confused with neatly-arranged, braided, platted or otherwise well-arranged hair which has not been washed in several days or longer.)

b. straight, straightened, or slightly wavy hair that has been gelled or moussed with product so that it looks like it has not been washed in several days.

c. complimentary: a lame but adorable excuse your girlfriend uses for not washing her hair for several days.

d. pejorative: a description for a third party (not present) not washing his or her hair for several days.

e. similar to bed head but socially acceptable through popularity, fame, price of product or sheer gonads.

Derivation: The origins of hollywood hair begins with the TV show "Friends" whose entire cast never went a day without hollywood hair. Ever.
Jill: Jan, what's with your hair?
Jan: "It's not bed head. It's hollywood hair."

Joe: "Dude, what's with the hair?"
Bill: "Stroke off, man. I'm late for class." (Shoves baseball cap over hair. Leaves. Doesn't say anything about hollywood hair.)
by Gr33nman May 26, 2008
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hair band

Principally from the 80's.

Any one of a loose class of rock and roll bands sharing any number of similarities, but typified by long, elaborately messy, overblown hairstyles.

The implication that the hair is perhaps the most substantive thing about such a band or thier music.
See, for example: Motley Crue, Guns -n- Roses, Warrant, Stryper, etc., and to a lesser degree, Def Leppard, Bon Jovie, and so on.
by Honor July 14, 2004
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hair band

The last of great music, ever. It's actually hair metal. The hardest rock around. The best bands in the world. These bands actually had talent and the tunes kick so much ass. After hair bands, there was a shitty trend called "grunge" which totally blows, along with all other music.
by Spartans! November 8, 2004
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nipple hair

The ring around the nipple consisting of somewhat large pubic hair. Can grow to lengths of 1.3" and can be of any color from black to brown to red to orange to blonde to gray to white. Many women find nipple hair very attractive.
"I love your nipple hair, can i please suck on it", says the woman.
by b dizzle on the hizzzzle September 7, 2005
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pubic hair

The closest thing to pleasure
You can also use pubic hair for a sculpture, as you can see in a very interesting art project by an american artist www.insteadofdiamonds.com kind of an ironic answer to the Damien Hirst diamonds skull
by insteadofdiamonds January 9, 2012
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Man hair

Coarse-like hair found on a mans body.
You see that guy? He has an abundance of man hair.
by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006
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Wiping Hair

Long hair found on a female, primarily used to wipe jizz from the face of a "lady" following the oral stimulation of her "friend's" sex organ / weapon of love.
For example
Alan used Petra's WIPING HAIR to clean up her face after the mess he'd made.
by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004
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