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Toone goon

Folk lore creature of a small Tennessee town , living legend , and.

type of goon found in small towns affected by velsicol chemical corporation Memphis Tennessee
Have you ever seen the toone goon? He stay in the bushes
by Vataloca92 April 21, 2022
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gooning

After a long day, sometimes you just need a little gooning time to unwind—no shame in that!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator
Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?
by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025
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reverse goon

A typical "goon" though it is a backhand version. You grab it like a gear shift and pretend you're in a game of NASCAR and in the home stretch of winning. It is a magical time, though you need to squeeze your chestnuts while backhanding to fully feel the motor humming down in the wind.
Yo gang, my girl hit me with the reverse goon and I thought I went to the netherworld.
by D_rizzle101 December 11, 2024
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Goon Grizzle

by penis rrrrrrr October 30, 2021
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Goon

I term used to identify weird looking African women with no social skills
Or a way to cat call humans with big assets
Hey man look at that goon on the corner

“She’s gotta be a goon”
by Starfishmama December 7, 2023
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Holy Goon

Holy Goon is used to describe either a mass amount of pure goon energy or if you have nothing else to say.
did you see the new sabrina carpenter insta photos” “holy goon lil bro
by LamblessGod November 1, 2025
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