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February 2

National Walk Out Of School Day

This is the day where you throw out your books and walk out the gates because your already tired of school like a badass
Person: Bro guess what

Friend: What?
Person: It’s February 2, you know what that means

Friend: ‘gasp’ NATIONAL WALK OUT OF SCHOOL DAY! ILL GO TELL THE OTHERS
by UrMom143 January 31, 2022
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February 1

Tell your crush you like them and ask them out❤️ 🩹
She asked her crush out she said yes on a February 1
by I’m unknown February 1, 2022
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February 4th

National kick your friends with the letter A in their name
Me:it’s February 4th😏
Autum:ok?
Me:you know what that means?🤭😏
Autum:no what is it
Me: your about to find out😈
by Ur mom97.com February 3, 2022
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Federal Gaslighting

When the government claims to be giving more in benefits, stimulus checks, or Cost of Living Adjustments…. But changes regulations so that the supposed change in favor of citizens is simultaneously recouped.
The check might be an extra thirty, but watch out for your other benefits—Bet it’s federal gaslighting.
by KittyColesium75 February 3, 2022
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February 6

A: "What day is it today?"
B: "It's February 6th, the national Joe Bartolozzi birthday"
by Shrek™ February 6, 2022
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February 7

beat a bitch day
national day to beat someone who’s a bitch up
today’s February 7, so ima beat that ass hole up
by mommymilk February 6, 2022
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February 7

national Cuddle your girlfriend sexually day
it's February 7th bro time to cuddle sexually
what does that even mean
idk
yeah
ok
by amongus man February 6, 2022
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