Fat Fuck

Someone who just sits there fucking eating.

Person 1: "Damn, would you look at that dude with all those squirrels just sitting there fucking eating!"
Person 2: "What a fat fuck."
Person 1: "I guess they love that crap in Malaysia."

by littleasianninja August 16, 2011

fat joe

An ugly, but proud Puerto Rican lard ass who looks more like a zumo-wrestler than anything, he acts black which is the funniest part of it.

His raps are pretty lame as well

by hi April 15, 2005

fat cat

Smug, selfish and greedy the businessman/woman who exploits their position for their own personal gain at the cost of the businesses or community

"those fat cats at city hall, who don't realise the need for feng shui classes at junior school level."

by CloudRoxxors October 22, 2003

Fat Shit

Someone who is ridiculously over-weight and annoying.

Fuck off you fat shit

by mazzaman October 23, 2007

Fat Joe

An ugly, fat rapper who has thousands of little animals killed to make all the faggy fur coats he oh so enjoys and constantly raps about in his commerically-driven pop songs.

I wish Fat Joe would hurry up and die of a heart attack. I hate that fat ass, pink-wearing faggot.

by Def Juxxin October 23, 2004

fat ass

a person that sits on the couch all day and watches shows like Ricki, Maury, and Jerry, and eats bon bons

you're a fat ass

by fatty January 14, 2003

Fat Idiot

A person that weighs in excess of 300 pounds and is always acting idiotic.

Yow is such a fat idiot.

by Big Mac July 21, 2004