Fairhillian

Someone who goes to the private school Fairhill in Dallas, Texas

Hey where do you go to school?
I go to Fairhill.
Oh, so you're a Fairhillian, then?

by Seancula November 14, 2025

Faircloth Hamplug

This is a secret menu item found at a popular baked ham restaurant specializing in honey-baked meats. Typically ordered when multiple bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea occur. The process is essentially where an entire bone-in baked ham is inserted in the anus and then the bone quickly removed. Leaving behind a plug made entirely of succulent ham.

I went down to Nogales for breakfast this morning and I've been on the toilet all day. Looks like I'll be ordering a Faircloth Hamplug for dinner tonight.

by Tnutbusterparfait December 11, 2025

darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes

"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."

by brokeassninja April 2, 2004

County-fair-it

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.

"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?

by BluderFly August 2, 2008

Ein fair

When something is incredible and awesome it is EIN FAIR.

Can be enhanced with "fucking" in the middle. "Ein fucking fair"

Q: That party was awesome

A: Yeah man, it was EIN FAIR.

by Rob Collier August 28, 2008

Maximum Failocity

Fail at it's highest.

Dude, last night me and steven were playing modern warfare 2, and he was 0 kills, 35 deaths. He was totally at maximum failocity.

ex 2.

Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!

* CAR EXPLODES*

Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.

by BabyMamaDramaTrauma July 20, 2010

chavoir faire

Someone has chavoir faire if they know how to be a chav. The opposite of a chavemo.

George Clooney has savoir faire but I have chavoir faire.

by Chavington-Smythe September 22, 2010