eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.

by Ligachev March 3, 2017

eternal milk

Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.

The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.

by RachelAnne101 April 25, 2017

Ethanael

a bit of an odd-ball on the outside, but on the inside, a really great guy

Girl 1: Man, he's such a great guy.
Girl 2: Totally an Ethanael.

by Creamy P. Nutbutter April 26, 2017

ethan lee brewington

A hot man with a huge penis. He is the best. Also the best in bed he can last for hours.

Ethan lee brewington is the best

by GoldHelicopter July 6, 2017

Ethanny

When you are to perfect and always love to have a good time.

I want to be an ethanny

by Amy curry November 14, 2017

ethan derg

A total creep that is a huge bug out and is trite wash. Loves FaceTime is also known as the Derrg. He’s afraid that while he is destroying the beis, jessolsen is balling and getting better while he is just becoming a chode. He is also not even close to being symmetrical .#bugout #nosymmetry #trite #wash

Ethan derg is trite wash

by Benime February 1, 2018

Ethan dolan

Ethan dolan is the hottest most sexiest guy ever. He has a brother who is also mega hot. He started off on vine and is now famous on youtube. Ethan dolan has a nice ass and a amazing jawline

Omg that guy is such a ethan dolan

by Princessebabey May 30, 2018