Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003

cum catcher

Noun meaning the noticeable peach fuzz above her upper lip, which acts a convenient drip free receptical for one's seminal fluid

Check out the cum catcher on that broad.

by JXC July 8, 2005

To catch A predator

A show where poor people get tricked into traveling miles to see a fake kid they met online so they can discuss candy and unicorns and eat nachos while the adult discusses the dangers of online chatting. Then a monster named Chris Hansen comes and picks on the people trying to help the kids and then the police come and arrest the people for no reason.

I felt so bad for that guy after watching To Catch a Predator.

by Ieathands November 5, 2010

catch the gay

The act of a a ni🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈a doing some hella gay shit.

Holy shit I think Esam is about to catch the gay, the ni🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈a was sucking Benny’s dick in the bathroom.

by AET-SAD-31169 May 17, 2018

cutcha-cutcha

Simply put, a word to use as a replacement for any word you can't think of at the moment

Could you hand me that cutcha-cutcha?

by momma kim April 26, 2004

catch a pooch

To take a dump. To poop. To drop the kids off at the pool. To do a "number two."

Those sasuage, egg and cheese biscuits always make me need to take a pooch by the time I get to work.

by mangus January 13, 2005

Lets catch up sometime

When a person pretends to be your friend by calling you so he/she doesnt have to see you, opposite of lets hang out sometime. Very common between to people who just broke up. Will last until both parties have got the point that in a relationship their cant exist platonic friendship.

lets catch up sometime, il call you; or you can call me.

by sarkosy April 7, 2008