soup cream

eddie forgot it so we couldnt have the onion dip

we had no dip for the chips cause eddie didnt bring the soup cream.

by JeJoFaFrToJo December 26, 2007

Cookies & Cream

When a black guy creampies a white girl.

Tyrone: I gave Katie some Cookies & Cream.

by Malware. January 11, 2019

Cream Crusher

When a girl sits on your lap and you bust like whooops

Guy 1:Dude you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeaaah.
Guy 1: Yeah, ass so fat she's a cream crusher.
Guy 2: Forreal man?
Guy 1: Yeeeaaaah.

by Mayday_and_Men January 19, 2014

Sweet Creams

A cream pie on a sleeping person's face.

She fell asleep halfway through, so I wished her Sweet Creams.

by Aanonnnnn February 13, 2017

ice cream

the universal depression reverser

“i think i’m depressed”
“dude lets go for ice cream”
*un-depressed*

by bi*tvhuthot November 21, 2019

Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011

Chest Cream

A white oozing liquid from an unknown source that happens to exist on a sticky chest, usually a chest that has been recently thrusted upon.

This is a new suade couch, please try your hardest not to dump your Chest Cream on it cuz it stains easily.

by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011