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Ice cream

A night filled with raucous laughter and merriment as well as occasional frotting. Typically accompanied by unlimited drink specials and bar games. Used in the work place to not alert your boss on how much of a degenerate you are on the weekends.
Guy 1: hey man, we doing ice cream after dinner?

Guy 2: hell yeah it's Friday!

Boss: *thinks to himself* they're either gay or really like ice cream.
by Cowboys2blondiezzzzz August 18, 2017
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Clotted Cream

Students at a stupid and expensive private school- white rich and thick.
Person1: You know that school Jake goes to
Person2: He's the one who got straight Us in his GCSEs who drives his porsche to school everyday
Person1: That school is such clotted cream
by mmaazzzzaaP February 19, 2017
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Cream Tart

A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...
Gay guy: *checks Grindr*

Guy: what are you doing?

Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy

Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...

Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.

Guy: ... cream tart....
by WhiskyRiver June 9, 2014
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Cream Puff

"Wow, Eric is so gay, he's legit a cream puff"
by Andie.vs October 22, 2022
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Cream Crusher

When a girl sits on your lap and you bust like whooops
Guy 1:Dude you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeaaah.
Guy 1: Yeah, ass so fat she's a cream crusher.
Guy 2: Forreal man?
Guy 1: Yeeeaaaah.
by Mayday_and_Men January 19, 2014
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ice cream

i think i’m depressed
“dude lets go for ice cream”
*un-depressed*
by bi*tvhuthot November 21, 2019
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Cream Bomb

Noun, verb: Following the completion of a satisfactory session of fellatio, the receiver of the semen puffs their cheeks out and pushes them together a la John Belushi in Animal House, forcing the semen out between said receiver's lips with explosive force.
"Judy cream bombed me last night and totally ruined my new Ed Hardy T-Shirt."
by Kindsey Lingus May 19, 2012
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