by Travis B December 14, 2008
Get the Birth Crack mug.Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!
Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.
Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.
Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.
by G-RED October 29, 2006
Get the Crack Floss mug.When you Have you car windows tinted and you roll them down to where the point closest the the mirrors meets the window so you can let your music out and get air but people cant see you.
by Jayimc December 14, 2008
Get the Pimp Crack mug.A completely fictional creature invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
by jazzriff October 29, 2005
Get the crack baby mug.Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.
by Wigga May 13, 2003
Get the crack pipe mug.a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!
by crazy november March 5, 2010
Get the crack daddy mug.Ingredients:
-1 half gallon of vodka
-4 cans of lemon concentrate
-16 beers
Mix all these together and let it brew for about 30 minutes and you're ready to go.
-1 half gallon of vodka
-4 cans of lemon concentrate
-16 beers
Mix all these together and let it brew for about 30 minutes and you're ready to go.
-"man lets get a lot of people F'ed up but in a delicious way"
-"alright lets make some crack juice"
-"alright lets make some crack juice"
by MarcoRambobologna January 21, 2008
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