Kert Cobain

The seat behind shotgun in a car as a reference to his suicide

Guy 1: I call shotgun!

Guy 2: I call kert Cobain!

by That_dude_darell March 3, 2020

Kurt Cobain

The singer that died because he questioned his girl. Despite his drug use, he had grown too strong, too powerful, and someone that knew him didn't like that about him.

Kurt Cobain might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021

Table Cobra

A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.

Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.

by Creativelingo May 4, 2021

Legend cobra

His dad likes tanning in the back yard and likes eating bacon egg n cheese.

Legend cobra eats rice crispies

by Henry the third September 11, 2021

Australian Cobain

when you violently shit yourself

bro im not having a good time right now.

why?

I just Australian Cobained myself in the bathoom- MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!

by cauksukka October 11, 2021

Μάριος COBRA

A person that is very special. When he was younger, he didn't have friends. He got bullied a lot. Even from persons that he thought he was friend of his. But. After some years, marios changed everything. He became an extremely hot teenager, having an excellent physic and body. Specialist in Martial arts and a highly skilled bike rider. In his free time, he is playing bowling and he is a professional at it. Football....is something that he can express his thoughts and creativity. There is no one like him in football. And never will be. He is the best kid in the world. But, you need patience to know him perfect. But, whoever does. He has the one person everyone would want to have in their lifes
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful

Μάριος COBRA IS A SEX PROFESSOR

by Marios COBRA November 20, 2021

Μάριος COBRA

A person that is very special. When he was younger, he didn't have friends. He got bullied a lot. Even from persons that he thought he was friend of his. But. After some years, marios changed everything. He became an extremely hot teenager, having an excellent physic and body. Specialist in Martial arts and a highly skilled bike rider. In his free time, he is playing bowling and he is a professional at it. Football....is something that he can express his thoughts and creativity. There is no one like him in football. And never will be. He is the best kid in the world. But, you need patience to know him perfect. But, whoever does. He has the one person everyone would want to have in their lifes
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful

Μάριος COBRA IS A SEX PROFESSOR

by Marios COBRA November 20, 2021