coen

hes also ugly and stupid

coen is as ugly as ian

by hellllllllllllllo May 9, 2022

first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

by Terio Marin May 28, 2016

man cement

Semen

I shot my man cement on my wifes face and glued her eyes shut.

by Stlchrome January 15, 2017

egg cement

Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.

I stepped in the egg cement they laid last week, I had no idea it would take so long to dry.

by dmbutalsodm March 18, 2018

Devin Coman

Devin Coman is a gentleman someone who cares for everyone and gives them second chances.

He is handsome with his nice brown hair and his hazel eyes, he is a guy that makes everyone take a second glance. Devin is a loyal guy to his friends, girlfriend, family and more. You'll never meet a guy like Devin Coman not as caring and helpfull and smart as him.

Devin Coman is a very loyal handsome man

by New human July 26, 2021

how come

The way that people under the age of 7 ask "why".

6 year old: "How come the sky is blue?"
Parent: "Because it is"

25 year old: "How come Kathy isn't coming by tonight?"
Friend: "Because you speak like a fucking child"

by tentimesfriday April 30, 2023

you should've come to Shiratorizawa

Seijoh's volleyball captain made a huge mistake and went to the wrong school. Smh Oikawa, smh... He should've come to Shiratorizawa, the best volleyball team ever in the whole universe...

"You should've come to Shiratorizawa, Oikawa Tooru .... but you didn't, what a shame.."

by Wakatoshi January 8, 2017