Chocolate Wash

To defecate upon another person's laundry while it is in the washing machine; to shit upon thy neighbor

I had enough of that asshole down the hall, so after he threw in his laundry load, I gave him a nice chocolate wash to settle the score.

by El Guy November 18, 2005

Cherry Chocolate

shitting on your period

I'm not a fan of cherry chocolate, thats for sure

by pisssscommingfrommyasss February 11, 2008

chocolate milking

When a female doesn't properly wipe her anus after pooping then during anal sex her male lover ejaculates sperm so far up her ass that when she shits it comes out in a milky chocolate color.

My girlfriend was extremely constipated after we were done chocolate milking and was screaming on the toilet when as she felt my semen slide out with her poop.

by Britishgangsta February 9, 2015

chocolate boulevard

anal passage.

"he was a cruiser of the chocolate boulevard"

by cheesypeanut October 18, 2003

Chocolate Eclair

When a white gay man lays on his back, lifts his butt up in the air, and spreads his legs, and then a black gay man puts his penis on top of the white man's penis, and they both ejaculate at the same time. The white man's penis is the dough of the eclair, the black man is the chocolate on top, and their semen is the cream inside.

Robert and Giovanni made a chocolate eclair

by ThatOneGuyWithABigDick November 6, 2012

chocolate chip

(adjetive) As everyone in the world knows Chocolate chip cookies are the best. Don’t dispute it cuz it is a fact. Chocolate Chips are the key element to making it the BEST and MOST TRIUMPHANT.

Literally meaning- BEST, MOST EXCELLENT, PALATIAL, AMAZING, some times can run along with SEXY.

1. That bz’s party last knight was CHOCOLATE CHIP.
2. I was a little bit too wasted, so I didn’t get to bring my CHOCOLATE CHIP game to the bedroom. Fuck it, she now has hep B.

by Eddie March 31, 2008

chocolate milk

A novel that reads quickly; any book that continuously engrosses the reader so much that the book is generally completed in little time; a page-turner. Like chocolate milk, at book that is stimulating and pleasurable to ingest.

I finished the whole Lestat series in less than two weeks. It was chocolate milk.

by v1rg1lt1bbs April 8, 2009