blue chip dick

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I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick

by Ib_gh April 23, 2023

potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.

"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"

by poosang November 5, 2014

chocolate chocolate chip

The cure of everything.

chocolate chocolate chip

by MondoBongoBig November 28, 2022

chips n' lips

Another slang for Netflix and chill

+ Yo, you're ditchin' us tonight again?
- Come on bro, you gotta understand. I've got a girl over.
+ My man! Have fun enjoying your chips n' lips!

by Matt H. A. July 4, 2021

buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation

1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips

by boosh chugger May 27, 2009

pussy tater chips

Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.

Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.

by Majickcom1 January 30, 2022

chocolate chip pussy

When a girl wipes from back to front, getting fecal matter on/in/around her vagina. This also makes the vagina smell like it’s housing a rotted miscarriage.

Person 1: Yea dude. I went over to her place to hook up, and when I took her panties off, I realized she had a bad case of chocolate chip pussy.
Person 2: Fuck man, that’s nasty.

by fermentednuts January 30, 2021