Vag cheese

A term reffering to a yeast infection of the vagina because the vagina looks like cottage cheese can also reffer to any vaginal discharge or pussy substance excreted by the vagina

Dude I just ate her Vag Cheese

by Dano B April 26, 2006

rim cheese

The build up of dead skin caused by being unclean and not washing the rim of the penis. Has a look of cottage cheese but with the smell of a two week dead old badger.

You can tell if a gentleman's 'Rim Cheese' is getting out of hand by the way he will scratch the area in an unmanly manner. The resulting effect of this, will be a further build up of the 'Cheese'

The only cure for the build up of 'Rim Cheese' is to fully wash the penis in warm soapy water.

A drunk tramp who has passed out drinking too much cider is a great opportunity to get yourself acquainted with 'Rim Cheese' if you haven't seen it before. Although make sure he is asleep as many a 'Rim Cheese' collector has fallen victim to the embarrassing ranting of an ungodly fallen fellow with his pants around his ankles.

Bob Gobbles - Rim Cheese collector

'My God man Never have I seen a Rim so full of cheese'

by Mark Guest June 10, 2007

Frohmunda Cheese

A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.

Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.

Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.

We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.

by GMB (God Of Monkey-Fucking) February 3, 2010

sneeze cheese

Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.

"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"

by Miss09 July 24, 2009

scrote cheese

the film that covers the scrotum and taint (or gooch) after several days without bathing, smells like ham and is very salty

i secrcretly went into the bp bathroom and usd my index and middle finger to swipe my gooch where i had accumulated a significant amount of scrote cheese after bonaroo, when i got back to the car i asked brandon if he would look at my finger to see if i had a hangnail and i quickly wiped the scrote cheese under his nose and above his upper lip before he knew what hit him.

by Papaw peepants June 10, 2011

Cheese Drip

When a male has sexual relations with an infected dirty beaver and aftarwards finds a thick cheesy crusty like substance driping from his penis. That substance is called Cheese Drip.

I cought cheese drip and it burns... aAOOWWw.

by Rex The Jet November 12, 2010

frumunesan cheese

Dried cum residue.

Vanille looked in the mirror to find frumunesan cheese on her forehead and around her lips. A hoe fo sho...

by yo pimp, mua fucka April 30, 2010