1 definition by Mark Guest
The build up of dead skin caused by being unclean and not washing the rim of the penis. Has a look of cottage cheese but with the smell of a two week dead old badger.
You can tell if a gentleman's 'Rim Cheese' is getting out of hand by the way he will scratch the area in an unmanly manner. The resulting effect of this, will be a further build up of the 'Cheese'
The only cure for the build up of 'Rim Cheese' is to fully wash the penis in warm soapy water.
You can tell if a gentleman's 'Rim Cheese' is getting out of hand by the way he will scratch the area in an unmanly manner. The resulting effect of this, will be a further build up of the 'Cheese'
The only cure for the build up of 'Rim Cheese' is to fully wash the penis in warm soapy water.
A drunk tramp who has passed out drinking too much cider is a great opportunity to get yourself acquainted with 'Rim Cheese' if you haven't seen it before. Although make sure he is asleep as many a 'Rim Cheese' collector has fallen victim to the embarrassing ranting of an ungodly fallen fellow with his pants around his ankles.
Bob Gobbles - Rim Cheese collector
'My God man Never have I seen a Rim so full of cheese'
Bob Gobbles - Rim Cheese collector
'My God man Never have I seen a Rim so full of cheese'
by Mark Guest May 23, 2007