mince and cheese

After banging some hoe in the ass and then mouth. taking a shit on her tits then jizzing on the shit.

"Hey Bill I gave that hoe a mince and cheese" "dude thats fucking awesome"
"I filmed it too "
"dude"

by dirtybustard July 29, 2014

Unbreakable Cheese

Noun

Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.

Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.

Example 1

Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?

Example 2

Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese

by CallMeKuma February 12, 2019

Cheese in the hood

a way to trip someone out when they are high or stoned!

"dude, you got cheese in the hood man! Cheese in the hood!"

by Josh Boothroyd February 23, 2009

Ring Cheese

The amalgam of sweat, fecal remnants and toilet paper fragments around the anal oring. Ring cheese is what makes that ass so ripe.

Her ring cheese was so thick I sent her to the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2018

Cheese Text

Simular to flirt-texting, but being taken to the level of one or both of the texters physically smiling (or cheesing) while texting.

Girl 1: "Who the fuck are you Cheese Texting?"

Girl 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I totally didn't even realize I was Cheese Texting!!.. It's this super cute guy named Andy I met at the bar last night. He's such a flirt."

by ModifiedW203Guy March 24, 2012

WARM CHEESE

CUM IN YO MOMS POCKET PUSSY

I just WARM CHEESE ur moms toys

by FortniteDaddy June 6, 2018

mcbreezy with cheese

the congeiled thigh butter patty that develops when a girl only wears lululemon pants and never washes them

that mcbreezy with cheese is narsty
she hasnt taken those lulus off in months...would u like fries with that "mcbreezy with cheese"

by mcbreezy with cheese February 5, 2009