The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.
by Dalty November 3, 2009
Get the Dildo cheesemug. A strange dream that occurs due to mass consumption of cheese or other dairy product before going into a deep sleep.
Dave - I had the nastiest cheese dream last night. I was being chased by gorrillas because I was a giant banana. Then i killed then with gum and a stapler.
Gav - What an outrageous cheese dream.
Gav - What an outrageous cheese dream.
by Gary101 April 30, 2008
Get the Cheese Dreammug. Its when a guys penis is covered in cheese (It can be any type) and then the girl licks it off by giving the guy a cheese blow job.
by Harris Benson April 25, 2006
Get the cheese jobmug. A term reffering to a yeast infection of the vagina because the vagina looks like cottage cheese can also reffer to any vaginal discharge or pussy substance excreted by the vagina
by Dano B April 26, 2006
Get the Vag cheesemug. The build up of dead skin caused by being unclean and not washing the rim of the penis. Has a look of cottage cheese but with the smell of a two week dead old badger.
You can tell if a gentleman's 'Rim Cheese' is getting out of hand by the way he will scratch the area in an unmanly manner. The resulting effect of this, will be a further build up of the 'Cheese'
The only cure for the build up of 'Rim Cheese' is to fully wash the penis in warm soapy water.
You can tell if a gentleman's 'Rim Cheese' is getting out of hand by the way he will scratch the area in an unmanly manner. The resulting effect of this, will be a further build up of the 'Cheese'
The only cure for the build up of 'Rim Cheese' is to fully wash the penis in warm soapy water.
A drunk tramp who has passed out drinking too much cider is a great opportunity to get yourself acquainted with 'Rim Cheese' if you haven't seen it before. Although make sure he is asleep as many a 'Rim Cheese' collector has fallen victim to the embarrassing ranting of an ungodly fallen fellow with his pants around his ankles.
Bob Gobbles - Rim Cheese collector
'My God man Never have I seen a Rim so full of cheese'
Bob Gobbles - Rim Cheese collector
'My God man Never have I seen a Rim so full of cheese'
by Mark Guest June 10, 2007
Get the rim cheesemug. Biggie Cheese is the world's best rapper. He has been nominated for 17 Grammy awards, and won 15 of them. Moreover, he has won 10 Billboard Music awards and 22 American music awards. Biggie Cheese has written an autobiography, and "People Magazine" named him sexiest man of the year TWICE. He also preformed at the 2007 Superbowl halftime show. Many sources say it was the band ''Coldplay'', however, do not listen to them, they are lying because they are Bigggie Cheese Haters. Unfortunately on 18 January 2017, Biggie Cheese was fatally shot dead while driving on a West London street by his lifelong stalker he was avoiding for his entire life. His stalker found him, pulled out his gun, and BAMMMMM, straight through his fat body, splitting his ENTIRE body in half. We lost a legend that day. Rest In Peace Biggie Cheese.
by Baked beanz October 19, 2021
Get the Biggie Cheesemug. Sneaking inside someones house and giving them a good creampie while they sleep. Also know as 'Cheese Gating'.
"Yo man, you wanna cheese gate this hoe?" or "I cheese gated that bitch last night! I finally loafed in her!" Cheese Gating is a good activity for all.
by Cheese Gater May 12, 2020
Get the Cheese Gatingmug.