Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.
That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."
by MR. B3NNY December 11, 2010
Get the Boner Shockmug. An accidental game played between two gentlemen, intent upon performing an enthusiastic Doube Pentration.
Charles and Francois kept saying, "Zut! Alors!!" every time they played Boner Tag when Double Teaming Big Ass Marie. The noise in that room was totally deafening.
by Bunstuffer 2K+1 March 19, 2010
Get the Boner Tagmug. When one is performing on stage, or is really nervous and pops a boner. Most likely when it is ones first time on stage. Just to be safe, make sure you always wear a cup and compression boxers to prevent this terrible predicament.
That was Joe's first time on stage, and he popped a performers boner, and now is the laughing stock of the school.
by Pseudonym Anon November 3, 2009
Get the performers bonermug. You’re being a boner rn. Dude, your friend suckkkkks, she being a real boner and stopped drinking an hour ago wth.
by Hswag23 December 26, 2018
Get the Being a bonermug. by Boxx Cutta October 17, 2008
Get the Boner Sockmug. by Salvation_Ghost April 19, 2014
Get the popped a bonermug. by mattapotamusmcgizzy November 7, 2010
Get the Phone Bonermug.