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Bloody Nose Story

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.
For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.
by ainsleyb123 December 4, 2021
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bloody whoop

A state of being totally messed up, screwed over, or in a chaotic situation, realizing it all stemmed from past uncontrollable excitement or impulsive decisions. It’s the moment when the thrill of the past catches up and the consequences hit hard.
Quitting my job to start a spontaneous road trip seemed like a great idea at the time... now I'm stuck in the desert with no gas. Bloody whoop.

We went all-in on that crazy business idea, and now we're drowning in debt. Bloody whoop.

I thought getting matching tattoos with my ex was a fun idea. Fast forward to the breakup, and now I'm stuck with her name on my arm. Bloody whoop.

I was so excited about refactoring the entire codebase in one night, but now the app is broken and the deployment is a disaster. Bloody whoop.
by oooveee joenson September 26, 2024
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Bloodie

Person 1: Ouch! I think I just popped a bloodie!
Person 2: Damn me too!!
by cat37lover August 18, 2021
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Bloody

A British term: to insult or to disrespect jesus used as a term as bad spirits it's not that offensive if ur not religious but don't say it in a church or any other religious places or to describe something that has alot of blood
Bloody
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.
Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ
by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021
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bloody panther

Is a girl who is very fiesty also very disgusting while on there menstrual cycle period thing
Alexis: I’m on my period I want some taki pizza

Guy: you’re a bloody panther
by Deiongang January 16, 2018
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bloody war paw

After fisting and your hand is covered with blood and you slap a women on her chest or stomach creating a native "red war paw" print.
Wow mom! Looks like dads sending into battle after that bloody war paw! Weird! Why are you naked at bfast anyway!
by Halfface January 16, 2016
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