Eating a girl out on their birthday.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
by Herroj21 December 21, 2019
Get the Birthday Cakemug. The rattiest friendly game mode in FIFA history. Infested by WC Al Owarians as well as baby Maldini's and Jarizhinos. A nightmare for every who does not spend 30 hours on FIFA23 every week.
Person 1: I just need one token bro, can a brother get a free win?
Person 2: I know bro this fut birthday cup is my last straw!
Person 2: I know bro this fut birthday cup is my last straw!
by ILUVTHISGAME April 10, 2023
Get the fut birthday cupmug. by Yeah okay mommy April 30, 2022
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by epicman126 December 3, 2019
Get the birthday mommamug. A person that expects everyone to recognize and celebrate them without ceasing on their birthday. The day is often accompanied with emotional breakdowns.
Dudley Dursley whined and whined about his gifts on his birthday, something only a birthday brat would do.
by WhiteBoyPlayThatFunkyMusic April 24, 2017
Get the birthday bratmug. Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
Get the Lesbian Birthdaymug.