May 11

If you go to school it’s national ask your crush to lunch day🥰🤞

Hey will you sit by me
Crush: why

You: because it’s may 11
Crush: oh yeah sure that sounds like fun.

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 10, 2021

May 19

National give your friend a hug DAY!!

May 19 thx for the hug

by Hi Luis May 18, 2022

May 31

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

by Bigboyyyyyyyyyiii May 31, 2022

May 10

May 10th is national send dick pick day.

Hey its May 10 you have to send me a dick pick!

by itstrueG May 10, 2020

May 27

National hook up with that one hot blonde girl

Age ain’t nothin but a number

You: hey it’s may 27 let’s hook up
Her: sure

by Letmeeaturdick April 28, 2022

Cheese may

Drama or tea someone’s about to spill mostly family drama

:omg did you hear ____ named their kid after there dead sisters kid? :cheese may time ladies!

by RORO_thatbiss01 July 31, 2021

William May

He is thiiicccc

WIlliam May is defined as a thiiicccc boi

by mrthiiicccc December 2, 2020