hood bath

(V) When you splash through a puddle and there is a ratchet hanging by the bus stop.

I was driving thru the hood and saw a stankin ratchet standing next to a puddle and I cleaned her up with a hood bath.

by jfiles June 23, 2014

man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.

Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.

by SparkyMae March 8, 2022

rusty bath

Is when girls named Jamie take 2 dicks in the rear end with a loaded rectum. Preferably after eating.

"me and my boy stuck it in Jamie's ass after taco bell and she gave us a rusty bath"

by Jamiedontsuckit June 19, 2014

Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020

Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.

"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

Hooker Bath

To cleanse ones body from varying sexual encounters with moist towelettes, baby wipes, washcloths, although many different methods have been used, KFC moist towelettes are most notably used.

Credit to E40 for this one...
"He fuckin', a couple of them niggas' broads
They licked his sweaty balls
These hoes nowadays is dogs, givin' up them drawls
Do anything for the cash

Wipe their coochie off with a napkin and take a HOOKER BATH"

by Benzerb June 16, 2020

Hoe Bath

When you only wash the necessities, your pits, tits and ass.

I’m hot and sweaty but I need to leave in 2 minutes, I’m going to take a hoe bath.

by OhBeavis November 19, 2025