by AHit.2496 September 07, 2022
A person who picks up pencils from the floor or steals them from other people, usually his/her own friends.
G** damn it! That pencil jew in my class stole my fucking pencil again! I've lost 4 of them already!
by ImaterroristAHH August 16, 2009
Describes the act of a person obtaining a candy or large amount of candy and keeping the candy to themselves.
They save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
Can be mostly found during Halloween.
Takes the idea of Jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.
They save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
Can be mostly found during Halloween.
Takes the idea of Jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.
Alyssa got a large amount of candy on Halloween and is keeping it to herself. It has been eight months and that bitch still hasn't coughed up a gum-drop. Whore.
I gave her my Halloween stash and she totally turned it into Jewed Candy.
I gave her my Halloween stash and she totally turned it into Jewed Candy.
by Shinzo November 11, 2009
by Helladamnleet December 03, 2007
Jew-bilee is a historical term for a time of celebration or rejoicing in which many jews gather in a jew-nest to do taxes.
"QUICK ABRAHAM! Retrieve the jew horn! We must assemble for the jew-bilee, tax season is approaching.."
by J.Bunda December 24, 2007
My grandma drove her Jew Canoe into a parked Civic. It ripped through it and she kept going to her bingo game.
by Dave Kike March 08, 2007