Going Hero

When you're balls deep in a girl and you slap your wrist in order to keep going and stop yourself from cumming too early.
Girl: This is so good
Me, about to nut: Going Hero! *slaps wrist*
by KevCuntway January 4, 2018
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Heroes

You don't want to meet them.

They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."

Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"

Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"

Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."

Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*

Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"

Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."

Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."

Guy "Nobody likes you"

Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"

Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
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Pvz Heroes

A fun card game based on a popular game PVZ (Plants vs Zombies)
Me: Pvz heroes is so fun
Monebt bruh: hell no that game sucks
Me: Say it one more time dummy
by @SoManyStamples February 11, 2024
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Hero's Mess

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
by SSG winning August 26, 2013
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hobo hero

A man who conducts much Asshattery, Yet still manages to shock and awe at basic hobo activities.
"That homeless guy is a Hobo Hero!"
by Thatoneguy834 October 28, 2013
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Hero

Somebody that saves people or is looked up to by someone.
Roman: Thomas, I thought I was your hero
Thomas: You are!
by ThatFander August 4, 2020
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Backyard BBQ Heroes

The best ever BBQ group on Facebook! BBQ, smoking, grilling, etc. A family of outdoor cooking enthusiasts!
"yo bro, you gonna get in on this backyard BBQ heroes challenge?"
by DrunkenMeatGriller November 16, 2019
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