Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times
evan is a cunt
by canceledbestay December 01, 2023
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Evans

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is evans
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face”
by Mr.Starr May 28, 2020
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Evan

Some dode thats nice asf till he trows his damn crock out his musty ass dino bookbag and kill some girl who cuses at him for it
Evan like bbc
by Amonguslover69 January 26, 2022
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Evans

Un ornithorynque avec des cheveux bizarres. De plus le Evans ne sait pas réellement marcher il va plus se promené comme un handicapé
Personne 1: regarde s’est Evans

Personne 2: il est vraiment bizarre regarde son visage il resemble a un ornithorynque
by Ramenboyyyy December 07, 2021
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evan

i little guy who looks like a girl but has a big heart! fun guy who hates kids and Christmas. cute squishy muffin buns!
person1 “that evan is looking very evan today!”

person2 “yes! like a grinch!”
by thegrunchygrinch March 16, 2022
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Evan

A soy boy who can't play chess, bro thinks f3 is a good move. Smol dick but tight ass, would smash though tbh
Bro that guy evan is the type to beg for a mcnasty
by Charmonio November 03, 2023
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