by Lainislainandimme October 6, 2023
Get the Eric cartmanmug. The sexiest man with the biggest cock in the world. He loves to procrastinate on homework and eats with the rats in his mom's house.
by Papi Ryder February 8, 2022
Get the Ericmug. 
A meticulous accountant.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 6, 2022
Get the Eric Reskinmug. person 1: eric is emo
person 2: no he just looks like that
person 3:the earth is big
eric:you know what else is big
person 3: your m-
eric: the sun
person 2: no he just looks like that
person 3:the earth is big
eric:you know what else is big
person 3: your m-
eric: the sun
by yeetus cleetus deletus feetus October 20, 2022
Get the ericmug. by FishFucker_69 November 21, 2021
Get the Eric Zoumug. A gay male whom has an enormous forehead. Around 8 inches of forehead to be exact. He is super gay and likes gay things.
by Wise guy. March 16, 2022
Get the Ericmug.