Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

What the Egg?

A classy alternative to the phrase "What the Hell/Fuck".

Jane:"I can't believe he left me at the restaurant!"
Annette:"What the Egg? What an asshole."

by Overlord_Manta April 29, 2022

Egg munch

A person of whom eats eggs, Or the act of eating eggs

My eldest brother munched apon an egg this morning there fore being an 'Egg Munch'

by fibbertyjibbert July 5, 2011

cock egg

When a man injects synthol into bell end

Ello mate me cock egg is massive would you like to have a rodgering.

by Mr. Cock Egg February 9, 2018

Dirty Eggs

Eggs fried in bacon fat

Do you think this diner serves Dirty Eggs?

by David Daunt June 12, 2018

Quail Eggs

Used when someone’s joke has gone on too long and isn’t funny anymore. It’s perfect because it’s obscure enough for people to ask what it means.

My friend was making a joke the other day but it was so long and boring I had to say “quail eggs”. But they didn’t get the hint and I ended up saying “quail eggs” three different times before they shut up.

by Yellow Hoodie August 9, 2023

Egg chode

I’m hockey slang, egg chode is a version of dirty or nasty... pretty much saying your good

“Brooooo...” “that kids fucking egg chode!”

by We’d December 3, 2019