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Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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Gorilla Beuk

Gorilla Beuk is a gorilla that really likes banana soup. His brother is called Herres Beuk and they fought against each other in World War 2. He also fought Neusboy but he survived. His father Harambe committed Hiroshima, but he died later because he was shot. Gorilla Beuks son is called mini ooga booga. When you dont give him his daily banana soup, he is gonna do gorilla beuk in your balls
Gorilla Beuk does gorillabeuk in your balls
by DabsDabs January 17, 2020
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Gorilla Guts

When you have such bad diarrhea, that you have no choice but to sit on the toilet for hours.
“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts”

“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”

“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”
by BoyBoyBaggins July 27, 2021
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Gorilla

Coined by the Almighty Sosa.
A person whose way of life involves raging hard, pounding liquor, smoking blunts, and just being an animal.
Im a gorilla in the fuckin coupe, finna pull up to the zoo
by toasterrrrrrr July 14, 2018
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Dirty Gorilla

While having anal sex, right as the male about to ejaculate, he will pound on his chest and make noises a gorrila would make, and stop at climax
John: man that Dirty Gorilla had a different feeling
by MostEdgyMemes69 October 23, 2020
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Gorilla Dart

A word that can be used to refute any logic ; to leave the person one is conversing with speechless.
"I know you are but what am I?"
"I am going to put a gorilla dart in your foot."
by bebegronk February 7, 2024
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100 men vs 1 gorilla

A: hey who would win 100 men vs 1 gorilla

B: I don’t give a shit, how the fuck did you get in my house?
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