Jason

Jason is a guy who will be there for you when you don’t know who to turn to. He is the most funniest person on your contacts list I guarantee. Jason will be a shoulder to lean on and will comfort you in times of need. Jason will be there and never let you down when memes are required. Though he had a dark sense of humour, he knows what to say in serious times. Jason will always make sure that you are okay if you have any sign of sadness. He is loyal, jokey and handsome. Jason will make your life a hell of a lot better.

“Get yourself a Jason, everyone must have one”

“We all love Jason”

by Sando June 8, 2018

Jason

A straight up snitch

Don't be a jason

by Doodlebopabdebop January 23, 2022

jason isaiah

The combination of two very powerful names and Jason Isaiah can light up a room and turn out the lights all on the same evening I am very very funny very sexual add very in tune with his feelings and yours if the you were in a relationship with him or are close to him in some kind away loving him is the challenge and the journey of a lifetime and should be p

Ex. My names jason Isaiah and I'm the shit baby with a capital badass

by Christin's Saiah June 9, 2018

Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time

Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021

by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023

Great Value Jason Momoa

Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.

Look at that Great Value Jason Momoa, he can't even swim.

by RUHdog July 9, 2021

jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.

Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit

by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016

jason tragis

A very HOT sexy guy who seems to be unattainable. He's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. He takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. He's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. He can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he's comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get him first.

I got a Jason Tragis

by Strange bird February 14, 2017