Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!

Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.

by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025

Flat Packer

A slur for someone from Sweden

Person 1: Well you cant trust those flat packers anyway!
Person 2: that's true, the Swedish can't be trusted.

by JustSamDJ December 20, 2025

Flat earth theory

Pull down map of the world.

Ask random people how many neighboring countries Canada has.

Number will depend on flat earth theory. Check answers on globe.

Flat earth theory.

by Modern Women December 30, 2025

Flat Crayon

Someone that is not very intelligent

"Wouldn't you agree that Madison is a flat crayon?"

by Flat Crayon January 2, 2026

flat design

The design style that we've been fed up with, as this particular design style has been around for 10 years (as of January 2026) without even coexisting with other design styles like Frutiger Aero or skeuomorphism

I used to love flat design, but now I'm so tired of it—can we please see something fresh instead of the same old look that's been dominating for a decade?

by Emotional Cruiser January 8, 2026

Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.

Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society

by LordChewie January 15, 2026

Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.

Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society

by LordChewie January 15, 2026