Wingbff

A non single friend who stands in the wings buying drinks for her single friend who is trying to get with some dudes .. And who never really does

I can't be your wingbff no more you have got to get on eharmony.com

by Urbeinstein September 2, 2016

wing napkin

When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.

Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.

by 3rayif November 28, 2016

wingcooking

When a bro or more bros cook great food for another bro and his girl to assist said bro to get laid

Bro1: Remember that time you made great food for the lady and I
Bro2: Oh, the wingcooking, when I wingcooked you with Bro3?
Bro1: Yeah. What a beautiful day. And the punani was great

by The_Clooneys December 28, 2016

winefolded

To drink until you can no longer see.

Especially useful if your date is a double bagger

She was winefolded last night!

by Bob Mcbobbins April 9, 2017

Winfant

A gown ass woman acting like an infant

Hey girl quit acting like a winfant over here

by Seriallearner April 11, 2017

Windfall amounts

A fuck ton

Person 1: "You say the phrase 'windfall amounts' a fuck ton. What does it mean?
Person 2 tosses Person 1 a dictionary and walks away.

by isackcorn June 7, 2017

Wing Eyebrows

Eyebrows that are so fucking crazy looking that everytime you see them you realize that you aren't actually the ugliest person on Earth. Like seriously what the hell it looks like normal eyebrows but upside-down.

"Did you see the wing eyebrows on that fucker?" "That's Gavin, man. Nothing new."

by itwasformydoctordotnet October 20, 2017