May 13

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

by PoohsEvilTwin May 9, 2022

May 30

Paint nails day

Let’s go on may 30

by Apple fall from tree 69420 May 3, 2021

May 12

may 12 is the day where the most kinky bitches been born.

“yo whens yo bday?”

“may 12, why?”

“damn, i bet yo ass kinky”

by shawnwnwn September 8, 2021

May 11

If you go to school it’s national ask your crush to lunch day🥰🤞

Hey will you sit by me
Crush: why

You: because it’s may 11
Crush: oh yeah sure that sounds like fun.

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 10, 2021

May 14...

Gio eats you out day

Omg i love may 14...

by Not gio April 30, 2022

May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

17th of may

May 17 is the 137th day of the year (138th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 228 days remaining until the end of the year. This date is slightly more likely to fall on a Tuesday, Thursday or Sunday (58 in 400 years each) than on Friday or Saturday (57), and slightly less likely to occur on a Monday or Wednesday (56).

It is also Norways National Day.

Woah, the 17th of may sure is fun!

by Kloodyklee April 6, 2017