Wank Cabbage

A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.

Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.

by finalerock44 January 11, 2021

Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.

God damn bro you got some wank breath.

by Steven Nutterbutter April 3, 2021

Wank a bun

When some guys maybe 2-10 people are wanking in a group and fininshes on the bun and whoever cums last needs to eat the bun with all the semen on it.

Hello guys do you want to play wank a bun?

by bigdaddy134 April 25, 2022

Wank Worthy

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.

*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!

by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022

Trump wank

When you wank or be wanked off after consuming cheesy crisps e.g. Wotisits, Cheetos, Doritos ect. Leaving your genital orange like Donald Trump

After a cheesy snack she gave me a Trump wank

by Chad Bellis December 10, 2021

Wank Waves

The waves created whilst fapping in the bath. Often accompany a frequent rhythm of splash noises.

Person #1: “Made some big wank waves in that hotel bathroom last week”
Person #2: “ Damm bro bet the noise was extreme!”

by Terribletory123 March 12, 2022

Burn wank

When you smoke marijuana for the sole purpose of masturbating.

I had a burn wank earlier and it made me very sleepy.

by John Sextant October 11, 2021