Wankershame blvd

The prostitution or red light district in any given town.

Whenever I'm out of town for business after I check into the hotel and put my stuff away I go down to the front desk and ask where the local wankershame blvd is.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

wankershmuck

When you are so fucking retarded people think you have have chromosomes instead of brain cells which are brother and sister.

"Bryan is such a fucking wankershmuck he told the girl i liked idgaf about her"
"Fuck that stupid bitch"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

wankerific

One who is the masta of wanking and loves to wank

weinAIR is wankerific!

by Captain B October 31, 2003

Wanker

An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off

stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.

by adam is so great November 7, 2003

wankerdik

a first class nutter, an idiot, one who will do something stupid and think nothing of it.

he is such a wankerdik . only a wankerdik would do that!

by emmajo August 18, 2007

wandersome

adj. item wanders. Often confused with wondersome.

"You have wandersome hands Henry!" - Henry's hands would then receive a slap for wandersome behavior, which Henry would misinterpret as a high-five and continue to fondle his lady-friend.

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

wankerhood

Portmanteau of the english words wanker nad brotherhood

A type of strong bonds between two bros, who are wankers as well

Very popular phrase in 13th century manuscripts, nowadays rebirthing archaism.

... wankerhood between us, strong and heavy as my sword...

by Cyrek February 21, 2011