1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a loving and pleasant wake-up call.
With syrup refers to when the woman doing the waffling has either recently had sperm inserted into her vagina, is ovulating and hence, very slick, or bleeding (see "on the rag")
2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina that is slick with moisture from some form of bodily fluid
With syrup refers to when the woman doing the waffling has either recently had sperm inserted into her vagina, is ovulating and hence, very slick, or bleeding (see "on the rag")
2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina that is slick with moisture from some form of bodily fluid
This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles with syrup. I needed two napkins!
by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010
Get the waffles with syrupmug. 1) A sexy breakfast menu item probably requiring the use of whip cream.
2) A gruesome wrestling move which requires a boot making an imprint on the fat roll of a bitter bitch.
2) A gruesome wrestling move which requires a boot making an imprint on the fat roll of a bitter bitch.
1) Man, I sure am horny for some testy waffles.
2) That bitch was hating on me so I put a Big Mac on the ground and while she was down I stomped a Testy Waffle on that skank.
2) That bitch was hating on me so I put a Big Mac on the ground and while she was down I stomped a Testy Waffle on that skank.
by Tinytatertot December 3, 2011
Get the Testy Wafflemug. by UDawesome August 7, 2010
Get the flab wafflemug. Twaut Waffle: A Crippled up Vagina, that kind of looks like a Walfle. Some people get confused and think they are eating breakfast.
by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017
Get the Twaut Wafflemug. It's the weirdest thing when you see homo waffles.
You seriously don't know how to react to that sort of thing.
You seriously don't know how to react to that sort of thing.
by SCRY December 8, 2007
Get the Homo Wafflesmug. When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.
by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015
Get the Twat- Waffledmug. Created in a lab by combining everything that is good in the world it is a waffle with bacon inside, yes inside of it. It has come to reside at Leroy's in Anchorage, Alaska and is known to be the best breakfast after a late night out. It is impossible not to smile while taking you first bite, not even the great Chuck Norris could resist. It is the colsest one can come to being in Heaven without actually being there. Once one has been eaten there's no turning back as they are more addictive than meth. It is not uncommon for groups of people to form clans or packs and travel to LeRoy's as often as possible. However if a member goes judas (see defiition for Judas) then they can be kicked out if 2 or more members decide they are unworthy. Once kicked out the only way back in is to buy everybody a bacon waffle and hope they are re-instated. As a warning, do not eat one unless you are ready to find all other foods somewhat lacking in taste after consuming your first. But as any veteran bacon-waffler will tell you, it is well worth it.
"How'd you end up in jail?"
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"
"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"
"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."
by Haon11 August 30, 2011
Get the Bacon Wafflemug.